caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

woodmeat:

wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneth is a unique sensation